Gaddafi on the Internet

Gaddafi really is scared. Thanks to Global Voices for this translated excerpt of the colonel's simply ridiculous speech:

Even you, my Tunisian brothers. You may be reading this Kleenex and empty talk on the Internet.

This Internet, which any demented person, any drunk can get drunk and write in, do you believe it? The Internet is like a vacuum cleaner, it can suck anything. Any useless person; any liar; any drunkard; anyone under the influence; anyone high on drugs; can talk on the Internet, and you read what he writes and you believe it. This is talk which is for free. Shall we become the victims of “Facebook” and “Kleenex”* and “YouTube”! Shall we become victims to tools they created so that they can laugh at our moods?

*Kleenex is Gaddafi's reference to Wikileaks

The comments below are full of jokes on Twitter:

Gotta hand it to #Gaddafi though - no other #Arab dictator is mad enough to give a speech about #Tunisia revolution.

#BenAli told #US that #Gaddafi “not a normal person”, which explains why Gaddafi told #Tunisians in speech Saturday that BenAli best leader.

It's always a pleasure listening to #Gaddafi speak because you never know what shit will come flying out of that mouth http://bit.ly/huSYxm

I like this one the best:

 @CNN are the rumors true? Are producers working on a #gaddafi documentary in anticipation of his fall? #libya

And this sums it all up:

goodness, I can't believe #Gaddafi is a president. He is an actual JOKE.

Well, Gaddafi is not the President of Libya. He is only a Colonel with a really hot Ukrainian nurse who just so happens to have reigned Libya with an iron fist for the past 41+ years.